Saved By The Bell Zack: What's the password?
Kelly: Come on Zack, open the door!
Zack: Now thats not it.
Lisa: Better say it...
Kelly: Zack morris is the most awesome guy in the world. He's so hot i just want to be with him forever. Ok?
Zack: You missed stud muffin. Close enough.
Lisa: Zack, that is the dumbest password I've ever heard.
Zack: Hey, you're just jealous because you didn't get to say it.

I wish I could go back in time… to the time of Zack Morris

“The Aftermath”- Saved By The Bell

dahveed23:

Zack: “Well Screech after the way I’ve been acting, you’re probably the only one who wants me there.”

Screech: “You think we’re going to stop being your friend just because you messed up?”

Zack: “Well…”

Screech: “You mess up all the time! Its what you do best!”

Zack: “Yeah, well this time I really acted like an idiot”

Screech: “Well, If you can’t be an idiot with your friends, then who can you be an idiot with?”

sticktheripper:

Honestly all I want is to marry Zack Morris and have a nice wedding with my ideal supergroup and a pretty dress. That’s not too much to ask.

yellowcl0cks:

can i look like kelly kapowski and have a boyfriend like zack morris please

Sometimes I look at Zack Morris and I die.

fiction-is-my-kryptonite:

Because he is perfection.